Interview by Renee Miller
We get a new guy and what’s the first thing we do? That’s right. We shrink wrap him. For those of you following this blog regularly, you know what this is about. For the rest of you, we developed a series of highly unscientific questions that allow us to gain insight into the brains of each Doll. Now, we just realized Michael and Liam never got a chance to be shrinked, so here we go. Liam McNalley’s turn.
How would you explain Twitter to an alien?
Since the Twitter is as alien to me as it would be to him, I’d just say “How many twats could a twitter twit tweet, if a twitter twit could tweet twats?”
Okay… You’re walking down the street and you see a severed arm blocking a storm drain. Do you assume it’s real or fake? Why.
Depends on whether my dog starts eating it or not…
If an alien abducted you tonight, what part of your body do you think they’d be most confused by?
Hey, I’m an old man, what wouldn’t they be confused by? All seriousness aside, I’ll keep it clean, and say the rock hard callouses on the fingertips of my left hand, (and not my right,) otherwise known as “guitar picker fingers.”
What are the least dramatic circumstances it would take for you to kill someone?
“Seriously, officer, it was an uncontrollable reflex… the bastard annoyed me while I was reading.”
**Yes, seems totally reasonable to me.**
Tomorrow you wake up and you’re the opposite gender. What’s the first thought that comes to your mind, and the first thing you do?
First thought: “My beard! Nooooooo!!!!!!”
**Maybe they’ll let you keep the beard…**
First thing done: I’d say “Ima be rich!” Then I’d realize that nobody is going to want a 60-year old hooker, and just lapse into depression.
**Yeah, we see what you mean.**
Ink blot test: Tell us what you see.
That’s easy. It’s a moss covered skull rising malevolently from the midden.
Of course it is. Well done, Liam!