Welcome to our series of Meet the Dolls interviews we’re calling Shrink Wrapped. Before you run away, let me say these are not a meet the author and find out all the writerly things he does yawn-fest kind of thing. Instead, Katrina and myself (Renee) took questions a doctor or cop searching for a serial killer might ask and tweaked them a little. It’s been enlightening… and disturbing.
Tony’s most recent book, HUMBUG (The Unwinding of Ebenezer Scrooge): A Science Fiction Adventure, is just what you need to read during this festive season. (Even if you hate Christmas, you’ll like this book. If you don’t, you’re a monster.)
Let’s get to digging in Tony’s head, shall we?
Love or Money? Explain.
Love. Unless I’m super hungry.
* I totally understand that answer. *
How would you explain Facebook to an alien?
You know the arguments family have across the table at holidays? That on a global scale.
* Maybe that’s why everyone loves it so much? *
Describe yourself in three words. Now, describe the last person who stood ahead of you in line at the last store you went to in three words.
Hard to understand.
From another planet
*Is anyone else wondering where this man shops?*
The person you love and trust most in this world has called for your help. Keeping in mind you’d catch a grenade for this person, they’ve asked you to help hide a body. First, do you ask any questions and if yes, what questions. Second, do you do it?
We talking a baby, or an old man on his deathbed? Big dif. (Renee: We’re talking adult who probably would’ve lived for many years)
Depends on how much digging is involved.
Which animal do you find sexy and why? According to experts, human beings find at least one animal a little arousing, (that may or may not be true) so spill it.
I saw a close up pic of a horse vagina the other day from a friend who boards horses. Looked just like a vagina. Imagine that.
* Does that mean you find horses sexy? I’m going to go with yes. (makes a note) And now I can’t get that out of my head. *
Finally, tell us, Tony, what do you see in this inkblot:
Two seahorses smoking genital pipes.
I did not see that… until now. Thanks, Tony. Genital pipes… wow. Anyway, thanks for playing along. We always love when you come to our play dates. Your parting gift is this lovely genital pipe. Sorry, Forbes ate the seahorses. He’s a dick like that.